there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Randomize
