Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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