He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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