It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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