Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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