another moral hangover. fuck.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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