oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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