Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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