At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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