We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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