You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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