omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
