hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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