ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city