what if I'm pregnant?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He better not be in your backpack
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.