So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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