We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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