He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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