Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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