Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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