You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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