they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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