do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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