He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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