so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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