So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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