The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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