have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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