i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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