i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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