I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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