But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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