question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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