Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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