what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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