So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize