i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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