The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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