Pregnant stripper...not hot.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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