The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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