We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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