ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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