if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
This is my gift to your gina
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
