so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I know her cup size but not her name....
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