Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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