Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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