Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Dignity is for republicans.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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