I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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