Where did you get a picture of my penis
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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