Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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