READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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