Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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