The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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