Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
dude. I can hear the air.
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